How to delete yourself from the internet

Step 1: Prepare yourself: You're going to have to be polite.
Step 2: Aggressively track sites that aggressively track you.
Step 3: To protect your reputation, removal must be done from the source.
Step 4: Get Google to hustle on search engine changes.
Step 5: Paint over the bad with good.
Step 6: Go (politely) nuclear. Get a lawyer.
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